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my thoughts.
my feelings.
and my personal life. all written with poorly-understood english. but still understandable, though.
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For all you people who say, "I love you"
when you have no clue what love is exactly!!!
Something to ponder upon...
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and
is your voice caught within your chest??
-It isn't love, it's LIKE.
You can't keep your eyes or hands off of her/him -
It isn't love, it's LUST.
Are you proud, and eager to show her/him off?? -
It isn't love, it's LUCK.
Do you want her because you know she's/he's
there?? -
It isn't love, it's LONELINESS.
Are you with her/him because it's what everyone
wants??
It isn't love, it?s LOYALTY.
Are you with her because she/he kissed you, or
held your hand?
It isn't love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE.
Do you stay for her/him confessions of love,
because you don't want to hurt her/him?
It isn't love, it's PITY.
Do you belong to her/him because the sight of
her/him makes your heart skip a beat??
It isn't love, it's INFATUATION.
Do you pardon her faults because you care about
her/him?
It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP.
Do you tell her/him every day she is the only one
you think of?
It isn't love, it's a LIE.
Are you willing to give up all of your favorite
things for her sake?
It isn't love, it's CHARITY.
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Does your heart ache and break when she's sad?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you cry for her/his pain, even when she's/he's
strong?
Then it's LOVE.
Do her/his eyes see your true heart, and touch
your soul so deeply it hurts?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible
mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds
you to her/him?
Then it's LOVE.
Do you accept her/his faults because it's a part
of who she/he is?
Then it's LOVE.
Are you attracted to others, but stay with her/him
faithfully without regret??
Then it's LOVE.
Would you give her/him your heart, your life, your
death??
Then it's LOVE.
Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why
do we love? Why is it all we search for in life?
This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for?
This torture, this powerful death of self? Why?
The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is
such an addictive thing that even people who are
not having it wish to experience it and share it
with others as well.
Pass this to all your friends so they don't make
the same mistake with their LOVE LIVES!! I
like the dreams of the future better than the history
of the past...
Love hurts our feeling, but it's also the reason
our soul heal...
JANGAN KETAWA 1:
Pintu bilik dibuka dengan kuat dan mengejutkan
sepasang suami isteri yang sedang tidur nyeyak...
Seorang lelaki dengan wajah garang mengacukan senjata
tajam ke arah si isteri....
Perompak : "Sebelum kamu mati kubunuh, sebutkan
namamu!"
Isteri : "Na... nama sa... saya... Aisyah"
Perompak : "Aisyah? nampaknya sama dengan nama ibuku.
Aku tidak boleh membunuhmu," lalu dia mendekati si
suami dan sambil mengacukan senjatanya ia berkata,
Perompak : "Sebutkan namamu. Aku mesti tahu nama
setiap orang yang menjadi korbanku."
Suami : "Namaku Irwan.. tapi.... semua orang
memanggilku Aisyah...."
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JANGAN KETAWA 2:
Di sebuah Mall yang sesak dengan pengunjung.. ada satu
alat pengukur berat badan yang cukup canggih.. Hanya
dengan membayar RM 1.00 kita akan diberitahu berapa
berat badan kita oleh program komputer. Seorang gadis
dan temannya mencuba di tengah kerumunan orang..
Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.. mesin komputer
menjawab: "47 kg!"Gadis kedua cuba untuk menimbang,
dan mesin komputer menjawab: "52 kg!"
Setelah beberapa minit datang seorang wanita yang
cukup gemuk dan montel cuba menimbang dirinya di mesin
itu. Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.. mesin komputer
mengeluarkan jawapan: "Tolong naik sorang-sorang..
jangan ramai- ramai!"
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JANGAN KETAWA 3:
JAMAL ke kedai untuk membeli telur yang dipesan
ibunya. Ketika berdiri di tepi jalan, dua buah kereta
tiba-tiba berlanggar di hadapannya. Dia terkejut dan
kaku di situ sehingga polis dan ambulans tiba.
Setelah mangsa dikeluarkan, Jamal berlari pulang dan
terlupa membeli telur. Jamal dengan penuh minat
menceritakan kemalangan itu pada ibunya.
"Dahsyat bu, kakinya tercabut dan terpelanting ke
seberang jalan. Tangannya pulak putus, kepala pecah,
perut terburai..."
Tiba-tiba ibunya mencelah, "Telurnya mana?"
Jamal menjawab, "Err.... Mal tak tau pulak ke mana
tercampaknya!"
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JANGAN KETAWA 4:
Samdol pergi ke sebuah pekan untuk membeli buah
durian... lalu dia menghampiri seorang penjual buah
durian yang merupakan orang asli tempatan...
Samdol : "Bang harga durian ini berapa?"
Org Asli : "yang ini.. sepopit sebiji"
Samdol kebingungan mendengar jawapan dalam bahasa
orang asli itu kerana dia tidak memahami berapa
nilainya sepopit itu.. lalu Samdol buat2 tahu dan cuba
menawarinya..
Samdol : "Bang.. Boleh kurang sikit tak"?
Orang Asli : "Boleh aje, nak kurang berape?
Samdol : "Lahupa.. boleh ya!"
Penjual orang asli itu kebingungan.. lalu bertanya
pada Samdol..
Orang Asli : "Lahupa itu berapa?"
Samdol : "Cakap dulu.. Sepopit itu berapa?"
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JANGAN KETAWA 5:
Terdapat 3 orang gila yg mengambil ujian perlepasan
hospital . lalu doktor itu bertanya kepada org gila yg
pertama,
"apa yg kau mahu bawa jika berada di gurun",
orang gila itu menjawab 'payung, sebab kalau panas
saya boleh berteduh' . Lalu org gila itu dilepaskan
Doktor itu menanya soalan yg sama kepada org gila
kedua, lalu dia menjawab " saya akan bawa air, sebab
kalau saya haus saya boleh minum" lalu org gila itu
dilepaskan.
Doktor itu menujukan soalan yang sama kepada org gila
ketiga lalu dia menjawab" saya akan bawa pintu kereta
sebab kalau panas saya boleh menurunkan cermin
tingkap..." lalu org gila itu dimasukkan kembali ke
hospital"
Petikan dari Majalah PARAS - Oktober 2004
"Suami saya adalah serorang jurutera, saya mencintai sifatnya
yang
semulajadi dan saya menyukai perasaan hangat yang muncul dihati saya
ketika bersandar dibahunya."
3 tahun dalam masa perkenalan dan 2 tahun dalam masa pernikahan,
saya harus akui, bahawa saya mulai merasa letih...lelah, alasan-
alasan saya mencintainya dulu telah berubah menjadi sesuatu yang
menjemukan.
Saya seorang wanita yang sentimental dan benar-benar sensitif serta
berperasaan halus. Saya merindui saat-saat romantis seperti seorang
anak kecil yang sentiasa mengharapkan belaian ayah dan ibunya.
Tetapi, semua itu tidak pernah saya perolehi. Suami saya jauh
berbeza dari yang saya harapkan.
Rasa sensitifnya kurang. Dan ketidakmampuannya dalam menciptakan
suasana yang romantis dalam perkahwinan kami telah mematahkan semua
harapan saya terhadap cinta yang ideal.
Suatu hari, saya beranikan diri untuk mengatakan keputusan saya
kepadanya, bahawa saya inginkan penceraian.
"Mengapa?" Dia bertanya dengan nada terkejut.
"Siti letih, Abang tidak pernah cuba memberikan cinta yang saya
inginkan."
Dia diam dan termenung sepanjang malam di depan komputernya, nampak
seolah-olah sedang mengerjakan sesuatu, padahal tidak.
Kekecewaan saya semakin bertambah, seorang lelaki yang tidak dapat
mengekspresikan perasaannya, apalagi yang boleh saya harapkan
daripadanya? Dan akhirnya dia bertanya.
"Apa yang Abang boleh lakukan untuk mengubah fikiran Siti?" Saya
merenung matanya dalam-dalam dan menjawab dengan perlahan.
"Siti ada 1 soalan, kalau Abang temui jawapannya didalam hati Siti,
Siti akan mengubah fikiran Siti; Seandainya, Siti menyukai sekuntum
bunga cantik yang ada ditebing gunung dan kita berdua tahu jika
Abang memanjat gunung-gunung itu, Abang akan mati. Apakah yang Abang
akan lakukan untuk Siti?"
Dia termenung dan akhirnya berkata, "Abang akan memberikan
jawapannya esok." Hati saya terus gundah mendengar responnya itu.
Keesokan paginya, dia tidak ada di rumah, dan saya menenui selembar
kertas dengan coretan tangannya dibawah sebiji gelas yang berisi
susu hangat yang bertuliskan...
'Sayangku, Abang tidak akan mengambil bunga itu untukmu, tetapi
izinkan Abang untuk menjelaskan alasannya." Kalimah pertama itu
menghancurkan hati saya. Namun, saya masih terus ingin membacanya.
"Siti boleh mengetik dikomputer dan selalu mengusik program
didalamnya dan akhirnya menangis di depan monitor, Abang harus
memberikan jari-jari Abang supaya boleh membantu Siti untuk
memperbaiki program tersebut."
"Siti selalu lupa membawa kunci rumah ketika Siti keluar, dan Abang
harus memberikan kaki Abang supaya boleh menendang pintu, dan
membuka pintu untuk Siti ketika pulang."
"Siti suka jalan-jalan di shopping complexs tetapi selalu tersasar
dan ada ketikanya sesat di tempat-tempat baru yang Siti kunjungi,
Abang harus mencari Siti dari satu lot kedai ke satu lot kedai yang
lain mencarimu dan membawa Siti pulang ke rumah."
"Siti selalu sengal-sengal badan sewaktu 'teman baik' Siti datang
setiap bulan, dan Abang harus memberikan tangan Abang untuk memicit
dan mengurut kaki Siti yang sengal itu."
"Siti lebih suka duduk di rumah, dan Abang selalu risau Siti akan
menjadi 'pelik'. Dan Abang harus membelikan sesuatu yang dapat
menghiburkan Siti dirumah atau meminjamkan lidah Abang untuk
menceritakan hal-hal kelakar yang Abang alami."
"Siti selalu menatap komputer, membaca buku dan itu tidak baik untuk
kesihatan mata Siti, Abang harus menjaga mata Abang agar ketika kita
tua nanti, abang dapat menolong mengguntingkan kukumu dan
memandikanmu."
"Tangan Abang akan memegang tangan Siti, membimbing menelusuri
pantai, menikmati matahari pagi dan pasir yang indah. Menceritakan
warna-warna bunga yang bersinar dan indah seperti cantiknya
wajahmu."
"Tetapi sayangku, Abang tidak akan mengambil bunga itu untuk mati.
Kerana, Abang tidak sanggup melihat airmatamu mengalir menangisi
kematian Abang."
"Sayangku, Abang tahu, ada ramai orang yang boleh mencintaimu lebih
daripada Abang mencintai Siti."
"Untuk itu sayang, jika semua yang telah diberikan oleh tangan,
kaki, mata Abang tidak cukup bagi Siti. Abang tidak akan menahan
diri Siti mencari tangan, kaki dan mata lain yang dapat
membahagiakan Siti."
Airmata saya jatuh ke atas tulisannya dan membuatkan tintanya
menjadi kabur, tetapi saya tetap berusaha untuk terus membacanya
lagi.
"Dan sekarang, Siti telah selesai membaca jawapan Abang. Jika Siti
puashati dengan semua jawapan ini, dan tetap inginkan Abang tinggal
di rumah ini, tolong bukakan pintu rumah kita, Abang sekarang sedang
berdiri di luar sana menunggu jawapan Siti."
"Tetapi, jika Siti tidak puas hati, sayangku...biarkan Abang masuk
untuk mengemaskan barang-barang Abang, dan Abang tidak akan
menyulitkan hidupmu. Percayalah, bahagia Abang bila Siti bahagia."
Saya terpegun. Segera mata memandang pintu yang terkatup rapat. Lalu
saya segera berlari membukakan pintu dan melihatnya berdiri di depan
pintu dengan wajah gusar sambil tangannya memegang susu dan roti
kesukaan saya.
Oh! Kini saya tahu, tidak ada orang yang pernah mencintai saya lebih
dari dia mencintai saya.
"Itulah cinta, di saat kita merasa cinta itu telah beransur-ansur
hilang dari hati kita kerana kita merasa dia tidak dapat memberikan
cinta dalam 'kewujudan' yang kita inginkan, maka cinta itu telah
hadir dalam 'kewujudan' yang tidak pernah kita bayangkan sebelum
ini"
Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male |
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Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
biography
+name: haslini lias
+nickname: lini | leen (hehe)
+age: 23 years old
+date of birth: 14 July 1982
+address: rawang,kl
+other information is highly classified
we have alot of things in common..except for our dream guy, of course.. we shared countless of sweet memories and even the bitter one.. no word could describe her.. because she's the best..and because she's my friend..
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of Coffee...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,
when 24 hours in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups of coffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had
some items in front of him. When the class began,
wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and
poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the
golf balls. He then asked the students again if the
jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured
it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up
everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with a
unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from
under the table and poured the entire contents into
the jar, effectively filling the empty space between
the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "
I want you to recognize that this jar represents
your life.
The golf balls are the important things-your God,
family, your children, your health, your friends, and
your favourite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your
job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued,
"there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time
and
energy on the small stuff, you will never have room
for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your
happiness. Play with your children. Take time to
get
medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner.
Play another 18. There will always be time to clean
the house and fix the disposal."
Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that
really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just
sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired
what
the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm
glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no
matter how full your life may seem, there's always
room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
Please share this with someone you care about.
I JUST DID.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on
Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but
he is not sure of the
question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy i! t"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo
flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice
cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng
always compares it with the
original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms
because he thinks his picture
is being taken.
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the
phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was
using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to
use the 'Help' command after
some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the
computer retailer for
support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's
been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears
and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of
picking up the phone, I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...
what happened to the
other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called
back!!!!"
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE
TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei !
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE
PHONE.
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Affter completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng
brags.
FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend
exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS
BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7
YRS".
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells
the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND
YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
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